Friday, December 13, 2002
LOL!!!! Link curtisy of Rachel from the message board!(Thanks) Sorry but this is so funny I just had to post it!! :)
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Liz's Christmas party. It was Julieta who spiked the punch with too much Mountain Dew. I can't help it if I drank 10 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Lilac.
I thought it was funny when I put Betsy's Jeans on my head and danced the Electric Slide on the Couch while singing `I'll be that Girl'. I didn't mean to break Liz's Computer and don't know why Liz would sue me for Cheating.
I don't remember calling Chuck's wife a funny Pig---even though she looked like one with Green eye shadow and Purple lipstick!
And when I threw up on Michell's husband's Leg, it was only because I ate too much of that Pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Volts Wagen through my neighbor's Living Room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Happy Cat and have me arrested for Cheating!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Sad and Lonely. And I'm really not to blame for any of this merry stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and is yours,
Marie (Really a nice Girl!)
P.S. It's only 10 bucks!
Marie @ 7:17 PM