Wednesday, April 30, 2003
Events of my horrible last night: I tried to make it as funny as I could, but alas I lack creative talent!
Jackass=Me!!!
Two days ago Jackass's brother bought her corn in a cup from one of the mexican venders that go down the street now and again, well jackass really didn't like the corn that much, so she set it aside, not thinking much of it(meaning to throw it away) she got side tracked by her baby brother and forgot all about the corn in the cup! Fast forward to last night/early morning (exact time being 12:30am) jackass is lying in bed and remembers the cup. She bends down to pick up the cup where she left it and notices black stuff in the cup, so she puts on her glasses to take a closer look and notices that there are ALOT of piss ants in the cup. After she quits panicking she notices that all the ants are in the cup, they aren't crawling out or anything so she can just pick up the cup and throw them away. So jackass picks up the cup then realizes she should put them in a bag so she can tie it and they won't get everywhere. Not thinking to much of it jackass sets the cup of piss ants on the computer desk! When she comes back, she notices to her absolute horror that there are little piss ants every where on the comp. desk!!!! She doesn't know how they "got out" because there aren't any more coming over the top of the cup. So after trying to smash as many of the little shits as possible jackass finally realizes that the little fuckers made a hole in the bottom side of the cup, and because it was towards the bottom when jackass picked up the cup she didn't see the hole. Finally around 1:30-2:00am she gets rid of all the ants. But since she has a big phobia of bugs, cannot fall asleep for fear of ants crawling on her.
THEN jackass decides to just lay in bed, she must have dosed off because when she wakes up she finds out that Sabrina(cat) knocked over her cup of water and water is now on EVERYTHING. After she cleans up ALL the water she says "fuck it" and decides to just get up and take her new allergie medication...........Which leads into the bitchy whiny post before this one.
I think i'm going to try to lay down again, my head is still "weird" you wouldn't believe how long it took me to write this story!
Marie @ 8:06 AM