Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Haven't written one of these in a while, Liz seems to enjoy them, hope everyone else does too(If not, then i'm *sure* i'm sorry!:
Dumbass = Me
Dumbass spent the better part of the evening talking to her wonderful friend Trish. Around 3:30am dumbass' time, they both decide it's time to get off the computers, so dumbass turns the computer off and finishes up a few things before climing into bed and doing her "spider check", yes dumbass actually checks her cellings and walls for spiders before she go to bed.....thankfully she didn't see anything....so she gets nice and comfortable and next thing she knows there is this HUGE ASS spider on the wall above one of her pictures. After dumbass freaks out for a bit, she decides to go try to find the can of Raide and spray it with that. Guess what? dumbass can't find the can of Raide, so what does she do? Thats right, she pages mommy to ask her where the raide is. Well mom seems to be taking forever to call her back so dumbass sitting there, staring at the spider for what seems like hours, decides she's fuckin Rambo and she's just gonna kill the damn thing herself. She runs to the hall closet and gets out the swiffer mop thingy, It's long enough that she can squish the little S.O.B with out getting too close, she's even gonna put a paper towel on the end of it for easy spider guts clean up. Well dumbass calculated the distance between the wall and the picture frame(where the spider is) wrong, and the swiffer thingy doesn't fit. So dumbass thinking she's SO DAMN CLEAVER is gonna *nudge* the spider so it moves from above the picture frame. She got it to move alright! Aparently the spider was just like dumbass(who's also a part time spaz!), and when nudged, it fell off the wall behind her TV. All this happened around 4am, it is now 5am and she STILL cannot find the damn spider. She just knows that it's waiting for her to fall asleep so it can bite her head off. Why the hell didn't Spaz/Rambo/DUMBASS wait for her mom to call and tell her where the damn Raide was?!
In the immortal words of Mr. Michael Nesmith-"Well Dumbass Me!"
Marie @ 5:20 AM